A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after
the wedding, laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I
want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I
expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and
card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about
it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just
understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock
every night—whether you’re here or not."
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