Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in
the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Time may be a great healer but it’s also a lousy beautician.
Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old
because you stop laughing.
It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to
your hips.
Age is important only if you’re cheese and wine.
The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she
is expecting a baby.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but
he/she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
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