An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when
she is pulled over by a cop.
“Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have
to issue you a warning. You have a broken
reflector on your buggy.”
“Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get
home.”
“That’s fine. Another
thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way
that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right
away!”
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her
encounter with the cop. “Well, dear,
what exactly did he say?”
“He said the reflector is broken.”
“I can fix that in two minutes. What else?”
“I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake...
”
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