There’s an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman says “ I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn’t even know she smokes”.

The Scotsman says “That’s nothing. I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn’t even know she drank.”

With that the Irishman says “Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other day when I found packet of condoms.  I was really shocked. I didn’t even know she had a cock.”