There’s a guy with a Doberman
Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy
with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, “Let’s go over to
that restaurant and get something to eat.”
The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We
can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says,
“Just follow my lead.” They walk
over to the restaurant, and the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark
glasses, and starts to walk in.
A guy at the door says, “Sorry, mac,
no pets allowed.”
The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says,
“You don’t understand. This is my
seeing-eye dog.”
The host says, “Come on in.”
The other guy says to himself, “What
the heck,” puts on a pair of dark glasses, and starts to walk in. The host says, “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.”
“You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”
The host says, “A Chihuahua?”
So the guy says, “You mean they gave
me a Chihuahua?!”