2. What do you call Britney Spears' cleavage?
Silicon Valley.
3. What's Britney Spears' next career goal?
To learn how to sing.
4. What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
Hang herself.
5. Why is Michael Jackson in therapy?
He wants to get in touch with his inner-child.
6. How does Michael Jackson teach kids?
He uses a hands-on approach.
7. Why is voting for Trump a gamble?
Before you pull the lever, you have to insert a quarter.
8. What would Dan Quayle do if elected President?
Add the "E" to NATO.