1. Rome did not create
a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
2. If you can stay
calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven’t completely understood
the seriousness of
the situation.
3. Doing a job RIGHT
the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job
security.
4. Eagles may soar,
but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
5. Artificial
Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
6. A person who smiles
in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
7. Plagiarism saves
time.
8. If at first you
don’t succeed, try management.
9. Never put off until
tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
10. TEAMWORK...
means never having to take all the blame yourself.
11. The beatings will
continue until morale improves.
12. Never underestimate the
power of very stupid people in large groups.
13. We waste time, so you
don’t have to.
14. Hang in there,
retirement is only thirty years away!
15. Go the extra mile. It
makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
16. A snooze button is a
poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
17. When the going gets
tough, the tough take a coffee break.
18. INDECISION
is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
19. Succeed in spite of
management.
20. Aim Low, Reach Your
Goals, Avoid Disappointment.