Fast Food

A blonde woman named Cheryl just finished her training session at the local McDonald's.  So she was a little nervous being behind the register for the first time. Her first customer ordered a Milkshake.

"Cheryl," her manager said, "remember to say 'Welcome to McDonald's' to each customer before they order."

Her second customer ordered a Cheeseburger. This time, the manager approached Cheryl again, and said, "Remember to ask each customer if they want fries with their order."

At this point a man came in wearing a ski mask, approached Cheryl at the register and pointed a gun in her face. "Give me all the money you got in that register darlin'!"

Cheryl took one look at her manager, thought to herself, and quickly said, "Would you like that for here or to go?"

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