What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant with twins.
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Tell her she's pregnant.
You know what she'll say after that?
Is it mine?
Why can't blondes dial 911?
They can't find the eleven on the phone.
Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in
their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter."
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Why was the blonde reviewing the ABCs?
She was studying for a multiple choice test.
Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?
They want to measure their intelligence.
Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?
It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
In case they have to draw blood.
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