Bad Turkey

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner
without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she
prepared a dinner for herself. The next day her mother called
to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much
trouble trying to eat the turkey?" said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

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