The story of the site....

Well I have to say that I was looking for an excuse to change my website and I was asked if I could look into ways of improving a friends site (hopefully its much better than this one). What with them being able to pay for decent web hosting and me having this (next to useless) web space provided by virgin media I was able to create some good dynamic elements to their site, but have found writing a page with the limitations of virgin media web space quite difficult, hopefully using a bit of java a bit of css and dynamic web templates I might end up with something that looks OK. BTW if you don't have JavaScript enabled some of the site wont work click for instructions to enable JavaScript (if you are interested).

My only concern when I did look into improving the website was that it would be 'Googled' (my page has been on the net for 10 years and has never appeared in a Google search, bummer [I rue the day I discovered frames]). Once you do find me, probably by Googling 'Nate Allen' or 'Nathan Allen', not that Google is case sensitive, apparently. I hope you at least find some of my jokes to be mildly amusing, contact me and let me know what you thought or even send some of your contributions to me. BTW you may notice that most of my daily quotes relate to drinking this in no way represents the web authors view.

Incidentally I live in the UK (obviously) and I am Englands 'Nate Dogg' so anyone that wants to claim that title had better let me know why it's theirs.

Have fun and feel free to steal all of my jokes (they aren't mine anyway)...